Now before you start throwing stones at me for being condescending and misogynistic, hear me out first. I have genuine reasons and my hypothesis is drawn from cohabiting with over 5 Uganda babes in the last 5 years.
During that time I learnt that not all of them are very smart upstairs with the right balance of ambition, seriousness and crazy. Some of them are actually very foolish and unbearable and no Ugandan man deserves to spend their whole life with them.
Here they are:
Women who let Others Control their Feelings:
You guys have a single disagreement and she runs out to tell the neighbours and her friends in an attempt to seek advice. As is synonymous of people, they don’t have her best interests at heart so they always tend to give the wrong advice. Like I know a woman in Bugolobi who burnt her boyfriends Mercedes because she suspected he was having an affair with the secretary. This was advice from her friends.
Women who always expect Perfect Circumstances:
You need to stay away from these ones because they will never be contented with anything. You will buy them a Toyota and they will log into instagram and see a post about how life is so much better with a Range Rover. They will come back and ask for that. I don’t think anyone wants their life to be an endless roller coaster.
Women who never learn from their Past Mistakes:
So back in the day she had been duped by a rich married tycoon who had lied to her he would marry her but it all ended up being a hoax. But then again, the same happens to her and she falls into the same trap. You need to stay away from such a woman.
Women Who Can’t Keep Their Cool:
A good woman is one who keeps her cool and knows when to cause havoc. Not a woman who picks a fight with you in front of everyone at your office party.
Women Who Don’t Have Ambition:
Ambition in a woman is as equally important like in a man. A woman who gives you ideas on what kind of business to start and offers you the necessary support be it financial or emotional. Not a woman who just sits around and expects you to do everything.
Women who are always sourcing for conflict:
Can you imagine taking your girl out for a date and she picks a fight with the waiter; a big fight that she ends up throwing a bottle at him? How would you feel? Can you now imagine having such a woman as a wife?
Women who don’t have the Utmost Respect:
There are women out here who have no respect for authority, age or anything else. She will talk back to you when you ask her something. Shout at your own mother when they have disagreement and disrespect secretaries in the office. This one will do nothing but make you life a living hell.
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