Many
participated in the Miss Bum Bum competition this year, all were prepared to
carry the crown home. They had sizeable behinds, some which could swallow a
baby elephant. For some, it’s a daily struggle to fight gravity, their
possessions are just too huge to handle.
Natural or not, we are
not here to judge what we know is that the lasses had asses and they were the
talk of the day. The men that made the majority of the audience got throughly
entertained.
The pageant was held a few weeks ago in
Kisumu county and when all was said and done, one Faith Nduta Njuguna emerged
victorious.
“I knew about the
contest on the same day. Two of the ladies who were supposed to be
participating withdrew the last minute. A friend of mine remembered me – they
needed extra people to fill in the gap,” she said as quoted by Mpasho.
According to Nduta, she decided to attend the show, on the fly,
and quickly packed everything she needed, her business cards and flyers. She
kept them inside her diary.
“When I saw the
team I was like, WHOA! Women are blessed! I saw some very endowed women.
However, I didn’t freak out…I am a free spirit. I just blended in,” she
said in between chuckles.
Before the contest
started, the competitors were tagged with numbers — the main reason was to
expel tribalistic conclusion/influence on who will be the winner. As a matter
of fact, when Nduta was named the winner, many were shocked that a Kikuyu lady
could win a contest about big bums – and in Kisumu! Which she notes to be quite
unfortunate.
“I think this is where I
laughed the most. I was a bit confused…some of the girls in front of me did
their presentation in lingerie. I was in a nice decent dress because I am an
image consultant. After that, I handed over the judges my contacts. I was like,
I may not win, but I’ll make contacts with them,” she noted.
But Nduta who thought she never stood a chance was surprised
when the judges finally picked her as the official Miss Bum Bum. She won the
competition. She didn’t believe it! She says that the biggest lesson she
carried home that day was that the competition is not all about having a big,
fat ass, it’s a pageant like any other, and presentation is key.
Nduta says she plans to work with leading lifestyle brands as
their ambassador. She says she previously worked in Qatar as an assistant in a
large ministry. She reveals she came back to excel, having gained knowledge
from a global perspective.
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